Immerse yourself in nature’s bounty!

Ever watch people slowly walking along the water’s edge in the morning? Searching for the perfect seashell on the shoreline. Imagine if they found one of these, or better yet, a pair!

Show people exactly where your head is at!

Baseball caps are doing a lot of communicating these days. From supporting your political beliefs to your favorite sports team. Some people might even say your hat is where your heart is. Now, you can tell it like it is with this simple, understated message: “Yep, I enjoy the occasional martini!”

Doctors orders to drink up!

During prohibition, enterprising physicians found a loophole in the liquor ban. Write a prescription for patients (willing to pay) to help cure all kinds of ailments. From nervous disorders to shingles to general melancholia. Bring it to your pharmacist and see if they’re willing to open the bar!

These are ORIGINAL signed documents, not reproductions or photocopies.

Smoker Kit for Whiskey Bourbon Cocktail
Be more like Winston Churchill! He drank brandy and smoked cigars all day long. Even in the bathtub. Do as Churchill would do and you’ll never, never, never give up  on smoked cocktails again!

“You make the world a significantly less shitty place.” When was the last time you told yourself you didn’t suck? Been a while, hasn’t it? Even your mother gave up after a while. Well, here’s your chance to catch up, Motherfucker.

Never run out of fuel again. 

You’re running hard on a full tank. Everything is going smoothly. Until suddenly, you start to sputter. And spurt. Things are slowing down because you're dangerously low on much-needed alcoholic beverages–your fuel for fun! Grab your rugged vintage Jerry (Gas) Can and pop it open for a pop of pleasure.