Badass Motherfucker

Aspirations for Men

From $20

“You make the world a significantly less shitty place.”

When was the last time you told yourself you didn’t suck?

Been a while, hasn’t it?

Even your mother gave up after a while.

Well, here’s your chance to catch up, Motherfucker.

This handsome glass jar is filled with 60 hysterical and irreverent  kick-aspirational cards.

Pick one out, read it out loud and give yourself a good laugh  and a much-needed kick in the shorts.

Each smartly composed and nicely designed business card size affirmation is suitable for carrying in your wallet, pocket or posting on your mirror.

While you’re looking at that pretty mug!

A great gift for a buddy or yourself.

Not that you deserve it, right?

Available in four great-looking finishes.

Order one or several today.

And get yourself uplifted with sage advice like this:

“You are a grown ass man, do whatever the fuck you want.”

Go for it, Motherfucker. Even your wife will laugh…finally.